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Biodegradeable Hemorrhoid Wipes
💡Did you know? Most toilets flush in the musical key of E Flat.
UK LOO ROLL DELIVERY
Each item ordered will cost £3.50 to deliver to you.
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The abominable snowman nicked all our inventory while our night-shift snoozed (inquest pending). Please enter your email to be notified when we get our inventory back.
In line with one of our big hairy audacious goals of Keeping Earth Clean, we have integrated automatic carbon emissions offsets into our deliveries. This makes every Uranus Wiper delivery to you completely carbon neutral and that much greener.