Errm no...That would be like emailing your ex about your current significant other's problems. Tell it to them. Come back to us when you’re ready for the real deal.
You have questions? So do we!
Who ate the last piece of fat rascal in the warehouse kitchen?
Who keeps turning the thermostat to artic blast and
Who changed our email password! We swear it was password1234.
Oh, you have questions about Uranus Wiper?
Well, that makes more sense.
We didn’t think you would know who ate the fat rascal or anything about our password anyway.
Here are some questions we get asked all the time about Uranus Wiper that we can't be arsed with politely answering for the 72nd time.
Have a read here before sending our Grooms of the Stool an email, it keeps them from getting gassy with hypoallergenic, non-gmo, BPA-free rage.