Errm no...That would be like emailing your ex about your current significant other's problems. Tell it to them. Come back to us when you’re ready for the real deal.
These weirdly fabulous bunch stand ready to assist in your bodily functions of excretion and ablution. Simply put, they make sure you never run out of Uranus Wiper toilet roll in your home.
They also help us strive towards our Big Hairy Audacious Goals of keeping Earth and Uranus clean
You can get in touch with any of the Grooms of the Stool via email@example.com