
Porcelain Throne Musings
The best epiphanies come on the can. Blimey, even the Uranus Wiper name popped up while popping one on the porcelain throne. But why? Probably has to do with perfect state of oneness between one's brain and Uranus while in the defacating position - no mobile phone in sight. Dive into Porcelain Throne Musings..our blog.
Porcelain Throne Musings
It’s that time of year again. That yuletide season where we get to put up the lights, wrap the presents, check if we're Tier 1, 2, 3 or 4 and get socially-distant-merry-AF.
- by Grooms of The Stool
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Is there anything sadder than a wet roll of toilet paper? Well, yes, we’re not toilet paper obsessed monsters. But there is something terribly sad about one.
- by Grooms of The Stool
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It seems that there isn’t a week that goes by this year where there hasn’t been video on social media of people hoarding toilet paper.
- by Grooms of The Stool
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Don’t judge me but I’m writing this blog simply because I wanted to make the pun in the title. It’s been a rough year, give me this.
- by Grooms of The Stool
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I see it and I can’t look away. So many questions run through my mind, “Who does this?” “Why do they do it?” “Who raised this monster?”
- by Grooms of The Stool
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I don’t know about you, but one of the biggest battles in our house is around replacing the roll of toilet paper.
- by Grooms of The Stool
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