Uranus Wiper Subscribe & Save is a toilet roll subscription service that helps you set up regular scheduled deliveries of toilet roll.

Because, let’s face it, in the book of mega-disasters, running out of toilet-paper ranks alongside the earth being struck by a meteorite of the sort that did for the dinosaurs.

When you subscribe, our order processing overheads are reduced and we’re pleased to pass this saving on to you as a discount. This means you save money with every repeat delivery of your favourite bog roll. Now isn’t that nice?

You can join Subscribe & Save now and get your favourite loo roll or wipes delivered on time on your terms - and with a nice little discount!

To set up a subscription, select Subscribe & Save before adding a product to your cart and then proceed to the checkout process.

You can select the quantity and schedule that works for you.

You can arrange to skip a delivery or you can cancel your subscription at any time by visiting “Manage Subscriptions”in your Uranus Wiper account. In advance, we will send you a reminder email showing the item price and the applicable discount for your upcoming delivery.

Please note that you will need a Uranus Wiper account to manage your subscriptions.

You can create your Uranus Wiper account here .

After creating the account, you should receive an email asking you to activate the account. If you don't see the email in your inbox, check your spam folder. If it's not there then get in touch with us at rollwithus@uranuswiper.co.uk

Yes you do.

To manage your subscription,

▪️Create your Uranus Wiper account here and log in. 

If have previously created a Uranus Wiper account log in to your Uranus Wiper account here.

▪️When logged in, click on the “Manage Subscriptions" link at the top of the page.

After creating the account, you should receive an email asking you to activate the account. If you don't see the email in your inbox, check your spam, junk or promotions folder. If it's not there then get in touch with us at rollwithus@uranuswiper.co.uk

To make any changes to your subscription, login to your Uranus Wiper account, where you will see a link to manage your subscriptions. 

For clarity, this portal DOES NOT allow you to do things such as:

⛔Discover next week’s lottery numbers

⛔Claim a free round-the-world cruise

⛔Get a 10% discount voucher, valid at your nearest tattoo parlour

Not exactly. Signing up for the Uranus Wiper newsletters or emails is not the same as opening a Uranus Wiper account.

You can create your Uranus Wiper account here . After creating the account, you should receive an email asking you to activate the account. If you don't see the email in your inbox, check your spam folder. If it's not there then get in touch with us at rollwithus@uranuswiper.co.uk

You will automatically save 10% on your first two orders and 5% on subsequent orders when you have a subscription set up with Uranus Wiper.

You can log in to your account here and click on “Manage Subscriptions” to make any changes or cancellation you like.

NOTE: There are no fees to edit or cancel your subscription.

Due to our speedy order processing — it was actually inspired by a world renowned Mexican mouse by the name of Speedy Gonzales — we cannot accommodate order cancellations after your order moves into the pending delivery stage (so, as Speedy used to say, ‘arriba, arriba … andale, andale!’)

Please be sure to edit/cancel your subscription order at least 3 days before its scheduled date to guarantee the change will be processed. We'll send you a reminder email in case you forget!

Go to Manage Subscriptions, and look for the order subscription you want to skip.

Click on view details and select Manage upcoming orders.

On the right upper corner, click “Skip order”.

Go to Manage Subscriptions, and look for the order subscription you want to change the delivery date.

On the order subscription, look for the Next Order Date.

Beside the order date, click “Change date” to change the next delivery date.

*This will also change the order date for all future orders according to the frequency of your subscription.

Please note this change will also revert any choices made for upcoming orders back to their original selections. Your next order will process on the date selected.

Go to Manage Subscriptions, and look for the order subscription you want to change the quantity.

Click on view details and select Manage upcoming orders.

On the right upper corner, and click “Edit Quantity”.

Go to Manage Subscriptions, and look for the order subscription you want to change the frequency.

Hover your cursor over to Order frequency.

Click “Change frequency” and enter the option you want to choose.

Click Save Changes.

Go to Manage Subscriptions, and look for the order subscription you want to pause.

Hover your cursor over to Subscription Status.

Click “Pause Subscription”.

Go to Manage Subscriptions, and look for the order subscription you want to change the payment method or payment information.

Click Save Changes to save your new payment details.

Please note that we only accept MASTERCARD, VISA AND MAESTRO CARDS for subscriptions.

We do not accept bus passes, library membership cards or luncheon vouchers, Bitcoin or Monopoly money.