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Biodegradeable Hemorrhoid Wipes
💡Did you know? Most toilets flush in the musical key of E Flat.
Our 4 ply, 100% recycled, plastic free and sustainable toilet paper comes in our UK design patented, zero plastic and eco friendly kraft bag. This helps reduce the plastic problems our oceans and marine life are currently grappling with.
The abominable snowman nicked all our inventory while our night-shift snoozed (inquest pending). Please enter your email to be notified when we get our inventory back.