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Got a burning question about how to use Uranus Wiper?

• Like should I fold or scrunch?
• Should I hang my toilet paper over or under?
• Should I wipe sitting or standing?

If yes, you're probably better off searching for the answers on Reddit. You can however get in touch with our Grooms of the Stool if you want to talk about:

• Our products 
• Buying Uranus Wiper in bulk
• Reselling Uranus Wiper
• Media related matters and any sort of partnership
• Creating content for Uranus Wiper 
• How your day has been or the weather

Drop us a line and we'll do our best to get you the answers (and products) you need!