Uranus Wiper Haemorrhoid Wipes, with Witch Hazel

Hand holding Uranus Wiper haemorrhoids wipes ingredients in petri dishes

Formulated with natural beneficial ingredients

Each wipe is infused with carefully chosen natural, plant-based ingredients that diminishes itchiness and irritation associated with bum related conditions.

These ingredients are traditionally associated with their cleansing, refreshing, soothing, and purifying qualities.

🌿Ingredients & composition of Uranus Wiper soothing biodegradable wipes:

Reverse osmosis pure water, Ethylhexylglycerin, Witch Hazel Extract (virginnia haemmelis), Cynanchum Atratum Extract(apocynaceae), Agrimonia Pilosa Extract (agrimonia eupatoria- also known as Agrimony, Church Steeples, Cocklebur or Sticklewort), Male Fern Root Extract (dryopteris filix max - also known as Aspidium, Bear's Paw, Knotty Brake, Marginal fern, Shield Fern or Worm Fern)

Flushability Testing & Certification

Our wipes have been independently tested and certified to meet INDA/EDANA international flushability standards at the Centre Technique du Papier in Grenoble, France.

Even with our flushability credentials, please flush only one wipe at a time. Your plumbing will thank you.

Our Flushability Credentials Slosh box disintegration test:

Does it fall apart when things get turbulent? This test agitates our wipes in water to make sure they break down properly, just like they would in your pipes and sewage system.

Our Flushability Credentials Municipal sewage pump test:

Will it play nicely with the big pumps? We test compatibility with municipal sewage systems to ensure our wipes don't cause drama in the city's plumbing.

Our Flushability Credentials Aerobic disintegration test and Anaerobic disintegration test:

Can bacteria actually break it down? These tests verify our wipes contain materials that biologically degrade both with oxygen (aerobic) and without (anaerobic) – because wastewater environments vary.

Our Flushability Credentials Settling test:

Does it settle where it should? We assess how our wipes behave in septic tanks, sumps, and settling chambers at pump stations and treatment plants.

Our Flushability Credentials Household pump test:

What about your home's pump? We put our wipes through their paces with household ejector pumps under heavy use conditions to make sure they won't clog, accumulate, or generally misbehave.

Our Flushability Credentials Toilet bowl and drain line clearance test:

Will it actually make it past the U-bend? This confirms our wipes successfully clear your toilet and building drainage lines without staging a sit-in.

Frequently asked questions

Inquisitive bums, meet our responses.

Our biodegradable soothing and cleansing premoistened wipes are infused with a gentle combination of emollient, soothing, hydrating, and cooling botanical extracts that don't affect beneficial skin flora. They make you feel good outside and inside (but don’t eat them, we mean emotionally)! With more active ingredients than Preparation H wipes and Anusol wipes, we are literally the best bum wipes for protecting below your Equator from assteroids.
Our wipes have no sugar, gluten, or added salt, but again DON’T EAT THEM! Seriously speaking, it’s not just about what’s in our wipes, but also what’s not in them. We poo-poo questionable ingredients or formulas that may mess with Earth or Uranus such as microplastics, animal by products, fragrance, nanomaterials, parabens, used by renowned wipes brands.
Anyone dealing with haemorrhoids or fissures.
Our beneficially formulated hypoallergenic wipes calm irritation and provide a feeling of freshness and comfort. A tingly sensation might be felt during use but it’s this tingle that lets you know our ingredients have got you covered! Our plastic free, plant based fibre wipes are certified as flushable in accordance with INDA/EDANA industry leading guidelines. Though flushable, we encourage responsible disposal. No need to clog up the pipes after unclogging yours.
Open outer label. Scrunch or fold, (depending on your origami craft preference) and cleanse the area by gently wiping, patting, or blotting. Avoid rubbing too much as this can irritate the skin. Anything considered “scrubbing” is right out! Use as required throughout the day and reseal after every use to keep the wipes moist.

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Flushable Haemorrhoid Cleansing Wipes | Calming + Soothing

Formulated with natural beneficial ingredients

Flushability Testing & Certification

Frequently asked questions

🍑🌵 What is in Uranus Wiper cooling and soothing wipes?

🍑🌵What is not in Uranus Wiper cooling and soothing wipes?

🍑🌵Who should use Uranus Wiper flushable wipes?

🍑🌵Why should I choose Uranus Wiper soothing wipes instead of others?

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