Blog on the bog

Whether you're perched on a toilet in Kilmarnock, a lavatory in Benghazi, a bog in Caerphilly, or a loo in Darwin, the smallest room is often a sanctuary for ponderous thought.

Uranus Wiper champions this reflective ritual with premium bamboo toilet rolls that transform even the most mundane moments into an act of eco-consciousness. Twice monthly, our restroom raconteur, Whoopsie Gruntfuttock, delivers thought-provoking musings from her commode, equipped with nothing but our eco-friendly, soft, and strong toilet tissue, an iPad, and a smattering of today's top stories.

Get ready for blog posts that cut through the crap with the same ease as our quilted toilet roll. Tune in for a flush of insights that’ll leave your mind as refreshed as your bottom. Enjoy the read with Uranus Wiper – the ultimate bamboo toilet paper for discerning bottoms of our United Kingdom.

  • Toilet paper original patent over or under

    The over/under monsters

    I see it and I can’t look away. So many questions run through my mind, “Who does this?” “Why do they do it?” “Who raised this monster?”
  • Replace the toilet paper man sitting on toilet

    Replace the roll or start a war

    I don’t know about you, but one of the biggest battles in our house is around replacing the roll of toilet paper.

Buy Uranus Wiper bamboo toilet roll to add a little more happiness to your bathroom 🧻🧻

  • Uranus Wiper toilet rolls made with bamboo
  • Uranus Wiper bamboo toilet roll on green stairs
  • Uranus Wiper miniature eco toilet paper factory
  • Uranus Wiper toilet roll carton delivery in front of door porch
  • Uranus Wiper toilet roll ACF support
  • Septic Safe Uranus Wiper toilet rolls
  • Compostable biodegradeable plastic free toilet roll