Blog on the bog
Whether you're perched on a toilet in Kilmarnock, a lavatory in Benghazi, a bog in Caerphilly, or a loo in Darwin, the smallest room is often a sanctuary for ponderous thought.
Uranus Wiper champions this reflective ritual with premium bamboo toilet rolls that transform even the most mundane moments into an act of eco-consciousness. Twice monthly, our restroom raconteur, Whoopsie Gruntfuttock, delivers thought-provoking musings from her commode, equipped with nothing but our eco-friendly, soft, and strong toilet tissue, an iPad, and a smattering of today's top stories.
Get ready for blog posts that cut through the crap with the same ease as our quilted toilet roll. Tune in for a flush of insights that’ll leave your mind as refreshed as your bottom. Enjoy the read with Uranus Wiper – the ultimate bamboo toilet paper for discerning bottoms of our United Kingdom.
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The over/under monsters
I see it and I can’t look away. So many questions run through my mind, “Who does this?” “Why do they do it?” “Who raised this monster?” -
Replace the roll or start a war
I don’t know about you, but one of the biggest battles in our house is around replacing the roll of toilet paper.
Buy Uranus Wiper bamboo toilet roll to add a little more happiness to your bathroom 🧻🧻
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