Blog on the bog

Whether you're perched on a toilet in Kilmarnock, a lavatory in Benghazi, a bog in Caerphilly, or a loo in Darwin, the smallest room is often a sanctuary for ponderous thought.

  • Recycle bin with Earth on it

    Recycle

    Growing up, we are told that the three most important “r’s” reduce, reuse, and recycle.

    Ok, if we are sincere, when I was growing up in the 80s it was more “Have you heard of a CD player? They are rad!” than the three “r’s”, but they are still important. And truth be told, when I was a kid, I was also told that I could be anything when I grew up and, yet here I sit in my 40s and NOT a flame-throwing lion taming astronaut.
  • Christmas tree leaves in blue background

    Ole Christmas Tree 🎄

    It’s that time of year again. That yuletide season where we get to put up the lights, wrap the presents, check if we're Tier 1, 2, 3 or 4 and get socially-distant-merry-AF.
  • Ode to the wet roll

    Ode to the wet roll

    Is there anything sadder than a wet roll of toilet paper? Well, yes, we’re not toilet paper obsessed monsters. But there is something terribly sad about one.
  • Premium soft Toilet roll with smiley faces

    When the ply isn’t applying itself

    Don’t judge me but I’m writing this blog simply because I wanted to make the pun in the title. It’s been a rough year, give me this.
  • Toilet paper original patent over or under

    The over/under monsters

    I see it and I can’t look away. So many questions run through my mind, “Who does this?” “Why do they do it?” “Who raised this monster?”
  • Replace the toilet paper man sitting on toilet

    Replace the roll or start a war

    I don’t know about you, but one of the biggest battles in our house is around replacing the roll of toilet paper.

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