Blog on the bog

Whether you're perched on a toilet in Kilmarnock, a lavatory in Benghazi, a bog in Caerphilly, or a loo in Darwin, the smallest room is often a sanctuary for ponderous thought.

  • Healing After Treatment, Calm Steps Back to Comfort

    Had treatment for haemorrhoids and wondering what comes next? This easy guide walks you through normal healing, gentle hygiene, softer toilet habits and when to ask a doctor, so you can ease back into everyday life with more comfort.

  • The Late-Night ‘Do I Have Haemorrhoids’ Search, A Guide Written Just for You

    Up late googling do I have haemorrhoids This  guide walks you through common symptoms when to be concerned and what you can do tonight to soothe soreness cut down on straining and make wiping a lot less dramatic.

  • Why Flushable Wipes Matter More Than You Think

    Flushable wipes sit between flimsy paper and full shower. Used properly, they lower friction, support sore skin and help you feel actually clean, without winding up your plumbing or the planet. Small switch, big comfort for grumpy haemorrhoids daily.

  • A Botanical Breakdown of Uranus Wiper, The Calmest Wipe in the Bathroom

    A breakdown of Uranus Wiper’s soothing botanicals, from witch hazel to agrimony. Learn how our flushable biodegradable wipes help cool, cleanse and comfort irritated bums without harsh formulas, clutter or drama in your everyday bathroom routine.

  • So Your Bum Has Notes, A Simple Guide to Haemorrhoid

    So Your Bum Has Notes, A Simple Guide to Haemorrhoid

    Your bum has ways of sending quiet warnings like an itch, a sting or a small streak of blood. This simple guide explains what haemorrhoids are, why they happen and what actually helps.

  • Toilet paper wedding dress

    Can toilet paper make you laugh?

    Unlock the unexpected joys of toilet paper beyond the loo with Uranus Wiper! From fashioning toilet paper bridal gowns to crafting intergalactic masterpieces, who knew loo rolls could be such a hoot? Perfect for sprucing up a drizzly afternoon or adding a bit of pizzazz to your next do.

Buy Uranus Wiper bamboo toilet roll to add a little more happiness to your bathroom 🧻🧻

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